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Top 25 College Football Tailgates [Bleacher Report]

Remember Chatroulette? [Holy Taco]

15 Things You Didn’t Know About “Office Space” [KoldCastTV]

Top Ten Things Women Can Do (That Men Can’t) [Ranker]

Plan On Masterbating With Rachel Starr and Rachel Roxxx [Atom]

25 Hottest Lingerie Football League Campers [Bleacher Report]

Lauren Is The Hottie Of The Day [COED Magazine]

A Quick History On Why Men Like Boobs And Ass [COED Magazine]

South African Model Candice Boucher [Uncoached]

Iowa Hawkeye Tailgating Bus With Two Stripper Poles [Busted Coverage]

Hip Hop Grandpa [Barstoolsports]

Playboy Needs To Resurrect It’s “Spring Fling” [Uncoached]

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I can't think of a more frustrating situation than romantically talking to a girl only to be completely interrupted by an outside party. It's rude, it's annoying, and to be honest, it's ruining my game. That intrusive person probably doesn't even know that he is being obnoxious and little does he know that he's destroying any chance you have at fulfilling any of those intimate desires stirring up in your head. Cock Block is the label we use to describe such scoundrels, and although they may be oblivious to the fact they're blocking in the first place, many are almost impossible to avoid. In no particular order here is a list of the 10 Cock Blocks that will ruin your game with the ladies..

1. The Girl's "Best" Guy Friend
I can't even tell you the amount of times I've been talking to a girl, being as polite and friendly as I can possibly be, only to be cornered by her "best friend" and get a father-like lecture about how he's looking out for her. Fuck off, Bro, I really don't need to hear it. If it's your sister, then fine. If it's your daughter, I get it. If it's your mother, then it's weird we're having this conversation, but I still understand. Aside from those three situations, nothing you say is of any concern to me. Just because you struck out with her freshman year and dove head first into the friend zone does not mean that she's off limits to me, or anyone else for that matter. Go make her another mix tape, maybe then she'll finally understand your true love via the lyrics of Jack Johnson's "We Belong Together."

2. The "Can You Keep It Down?" Roommate
You're most likely to find this one during your dorm-room days because chances are you'll have ditched him before it's time to move off campus. He's the guy who's in bed by 9:30 on a Thursday night (or whatever your school's big weekday drinking night is) and needs you and your girl to be quiet so he can be ready for class in the morning. All right, Brainiac, I get it if you have a big test coming up, or you're writing a paper that's due in the morning, but aside from that type of scenario, it's time to grow up (or go to the library). Just because you can't balance schoolwork and a social life should not mean that my sexual prowess has to suffer because of it. It's an old rule, Bro: Having a female over will always be taken with higher regard then your classes, so it looks like you're sleeping on the couch next door while I get some real work done tonight.

3. The Unsanitary Bro
I understand that during your undergraduate days clean clothes are harder to come by than most would think, but c'mon, Bro, have some self respect. You smell like the inside of a sweaty lax glove and your room looks like it should be on an episode of "Hoarders." If you're going to go out with this guy, make sure to avoid him while the girls are around; there's no bigger turn off than body odor and you don't want anyone thinking that you're the one who reeks. The only way to break the Unsanitary Bro's disgusting ways is an industrial strength supply of Febreeze and a relentless barrage of odor jokes. Until the day comes where he literally cleans up his act, get ready to watch girls walk away in disgust of you and your stinky ol' pal.

4. The Super Stud
Just like there's always someone tougher then you, there's always someone better looking, too. Most likely the Super Stud won't even do anything specific to cock block you, it's just the fact that he's that much better looking. Yeah, you can be jealous and get all pissed off that he's going to ruin any opportunity you may have, but I say embrace it. Good-looking Bros attract good-looking girls and let's be honest I doubt he's leaving the bar with more then one broad. Just don't expect to bring back the cream of the crop, because chances are the Super Stud's already got that on lock. A silver medal is cool with me, Bro, and should be for you too.

5. The Condom Thief
It's a situation that both males and females can relate to. After a good night at the bar or a nice date, you and your lady friend return home for some explicit endeavors, only to be brutally let down. Right around the time where things start to get hot and the clothes start coming off, she'll most likely ask for a condom. "Ahh, don't worry I have that 30 pack my mom bought me freshman year in the bottom drawer of my desk." But they're not there, or in the closet, or the bathroom, or in your wallet, so where the fuck did they go? The Condom Thief took 'em and now because of him and his sheisty ways you're no longer getting laid. I understand it's every man for himself out there, but you should always be prepared and stealing your fellow Bro's condoms isn't cool. Just a heads up: the next time you steal a condom, I'm kicking the fucking door down next time you have a girl in your bed.

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GTL is finally back in our lives.  This time though they are taking their acts to Miami.  With all the hype by the media for this season live up to it's expectations?  Fights, hook ups, grenades, hair gel, Angelina, etc...  Will Sammi and Ronnie get back together after we destroyed their relationship?   Take a look at a sneek peek of what is in store for tonight 

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Bros and society fucking hate each other. Outside of the glorious double-standard that makes it not only acceptable but also the social norm to bang #101 younger chicks while simultaneously labeling girls as #39 Cougars if they hook up with younger guys, there’s really not that much on which we agree. While society keeps pushing its anti-bro Nazi-like propaganda aka “Women’s Rights,” there is really little bros can get away with these days. Sadly, we live in a time where even harmless attempts at conversation can result in a fucking sexual harassment charge. Once innocent questions such as “Are you single?” “What color underwear are you wearing?” and “Do you swallow?” are now seen as “inappropriate” or “threatening.” Fucking bullshit. While society’s “Fourth Reich” continues its reign of terror on bros and the Women’s movement somehow continues to grow (hairy) legs, there’s always one thing that will remain constant. It’s something that reminds bros that women shouldn’t be running for fucking President or sitting on the Supreme Court (unless, of course, she’s ruling over “The Case of the Missing Shoes: A ‘Sex and the City’ Mystery!”) - they should be getting their tickets punched for fucking Pound Town. Obviously, I’m talking about fucking bikinis.

Whenever a group of bros heads to the beach or pool, they’re not out there to catch rays or flip through fucking tabloids to see what type of hats B-list celebrities think are cool. They’re there to check out slam pieces in their fucking bikinis. Bikinis represent everything that bros love about society. Whoever came up with the idea that men should wear huge baggy shorts as bathing suits and women have to wear two tiny pieces of spandex that are more revealing than most underwear was definitely a fucking bro.

Outside of dangling a Big Mac by a stick in front of a fat bitch on a treadmill, a picture of a bikini during the wintertime is the greatest form of motivation for any girl. Bikinis are more inspirational than all those fucking “My Wish” features about dying little kids on Sportscenter put together. Thanks to #95 Models, girls realize what the only acceptable body type is and as much as they love to say shit like, “I’m happy with my body, it worked for Khloe Khardashian!” or “More cushion for the pushin’!” deep down they know that the only way to get that guaranteed late night #text from a bro saying, ”Wanna bang?” is by looking like you belong in a fucking magazine.

Perhaps a bro’s favorite aspect of bikinis is the fact that there’s nowhere to hide. At the bar, a slam piece has so many ways to trick bros into thinking she’s good looking, just so he’ll sleep with her. Whether it’s makeup, dark lights, getting him drunk, or wearing one of those tops that’s tight around the chest to show off their cleavage but blouses over the stomach to cover their jelly rolls, slam pieces have more tricks than fucking David Blaine. The beauty of pools/beaches/rap videos is that there aren’t any surprises. Bros know what they’re getting so it makes it easier to decide who’s getting the free ticket to ride the Express that night.

While nothing beats a shitload of hot slam pieces in bikinis, it can all be cancelled out if there’s someone who doesn’t belong. Of course, I’m referring to the dreaded fat girl in a bikini aka beached whale. Bros realize this shit doesn’t belong so anytime one is spotted – they immediately let their other bros know. This is accomplished by yelling out shit like “FREE WILLY” or “Someone rescue that beached whale!” While in Mexico we came across a fatty in a bikini who our #94 Token Black Bro immediately #28 recognized as “BP” due to the fact that she was “a fucking manmade disaster.” Every time she walked by we would yell at her begging to plug the hole and asking, “What did those poor pelicans ever do to you??” Looks like she finally got the memo.

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