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How To Deliver A Good Ass Spanking

Fri, 10 Sep 2010 14:49:10 -0400

Spankings during sex are misused and poorly delivered 90% of the time. But, if delivered properly, a spanking can be a great tool to have in your sexual repetoire. Girls love getting spanked more than guys love spanking them. For girls, its gives them a feeling up helplessness and vulnerability, which for some twisted and inherent reason makes them feel sexy. But for them to submit, they need to either trust or feel inferior to their spanker, so its a great move to pull on a girlfriend, a late night go-to, or an overweight girl in a Patagonia zip-up named Erin who followed you home last night. Unless she's an aggressive bang, you can't spank out of nowhere. It has to be initiated once she's past being shy and is warmer than freshly baked pie. Once she starts aggressively getting after you, seductively hint in her ear that you don't condone this behavior - "Someone's being bad tonight," "I never knew you were such a bad girl," "You're a filthy ______," etc. Be creative. If this turns her on more, tell her she REALLY needs a spanking. If she begs you to deliver, spank away until she's screaming to the Bible's starting line-up. If she doesn't respond, confidently whisper that you think she deserves one. If the bird's properly marinated, she'll won't turn you down. Finally, spank with some confidence. If you're being a timid bitch and worried that it'll make her uncomfortable, it will. Grow some nuts and spank her like a man. Don't cup the hand but don't open slap, instead imagine your holding a basketball, fingers slightly spread. Give her the business about as hard as you'd high-five your bro. Then lay back and enjoy the chorus, "harder, Harder, HARDER."

Greatest Campaign Speech EVER!!!

Fri, 10 Sep 2010 11:12:42 -0400

Meet Phil Davidson everyone. He lives in a van down by the river and is running for Stark County treasurer. His speech will leave you speechless in your chair saying what the fuck did I just watch? You will feel as if he is running for the heavyweight champion of the WWE. After the cameras cut he does rip open his shirt and asks you “Watcha ya gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you?” He is also putting in for the position of “Snap into a Slim Jim” if the treasurer part doesn’t work out. I believe somewhere in his speech he took somewhat of a lesson from Antonio Dodson and told everyone “Tell your friends, tell your neighbors, tell Randy Gonzalez!!!...I’m Coming!!!!” You will feel somewhat embarrassed for him as you watch but I would pretty much bet on it then he has a gun and if you’re not voting for him someone is going to get hurt. There are so many good moments I don’t know where to end. So I will leave you with this last one. He has a “Masters Degree In Communication” What fucking school gave him that?

The "Asshole" Of The Brotherhood

Fri, 10 Sep 2010 00:15:37 -0400

If you’ve been through it, you know what I’m talking about. There’s always that guy. Whether it’s his job in the house, or his job in life, he’s there at the worst times. The guy you would seriously punch in the face if given the chance— the guy you will hold a grudge against always and forever. While the list of reasons could easily fill up a yellow notebook pad, you begin to hate him for who he is, rather than what he does. He’s a fucking asshole. You question his parents, his sexuality, and his innate passion to live life as an asshole. You truly wonder how someone could entertain such a passion for fucking another over.

He’ll make you eat shit, do pushups, buy him beer, sing to him and feel like the scum of the earth. He’ll insult you the most, kick you when you’re down and push you to drop from day one. Ever watch the marine training shows on TV where marines can ring a bell if they want to quit? Tired, muddy and on the verge of tears, marines are forced to ring a bell with their mouths to end the pain. The marine sergeant does all he can to get you to ring that bell. During pledging, this asshole does just the same. It is his responsibility to make life tough. It’s one thing to throw meatloaf at you. It’s another thing to add a plastic plate in the mix. Now, he sounds like the ultimate douche-bag, but there are some positives. He’s only human, and there is always a line that won’t be crossed. He won’t kill you (hopefully), and just like any college guy, there are ways to get around him. Once a pledge realizes his life is fucked no matter what he does, that asshole can be put in his place with a little hard work. Instructions are for another time.

The asshole toughens you up, and shows no sympathy. When all is said and done, you just might respect him most for his frat passion. Maybe, just maybe, he does his job well. You both hate it, and love it at the same time. From that piece of meatloaf thrown into your face, to that random cigarette run at 3am, pledging comes full circle. One must understand that one day a pledge will be on the other side of the fence. Until then, keep hating. It’s only human.

To be that asshole, you’ve got to have a few things going for you. For one, you better live in the house. Mark your territory, and make the pledges fear the house. You better be pissy, and be able to hold a straight face. Don’t laugh, or give any pledge a reason to think of you as soft. Be big (or ripped). A frat doesn’t need a midget doing the dirty work, or a bookworm making threats. Have a presence, and make it known. Throw some shit, be anal and make life miserable.

Whether you’re an asshole-to-be, or a new initiate holding a grudge against one, you must pay tribute to the asshole of the fraternity. Every story needs an antagonist. Throw a few drugs, alcohol and violence into the mix, and you’ve got the making for a real horror story: pledging.

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